Hot New Technology: Diary™

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By Derek Catermole at Yankee Pot Roast, The Journal of Literary Satire:

For the blogger in your life, consider getting the gift that every
media-savvy web-lettrist wants, the latest new-media tech sensation: Diary™.

Diary™ is the ideal refinement and synthesis of
recent developments in open-format, direct-interface, comprehensive
text-recognition, and organic document layout. Incorporating Page-Flip™ interactivity, complete wireless operativity, Lock-and-Key™ security, and virtually unbreachable virus protectivity, Diary™ will be the blogger’s staple recording and storage device for years to come.

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